qq经典英文说说
我朋友在他女友手机里的名字是“他”，后来他们分手了，就变成了“它”…
My friend's name was "he" in his girlfriend's phone, and then they broke up and became "it." "...
别人装处，我只好装经验丰富。
I have to pack my experience to others..
虽然你身上喷了古龙水，但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
Although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scumbag.
不要以为头上顶坨屎，自己就是金刚葫芦娃。
Don't think head top shit, he is King Kong gourd.
生命里有很多定数，在未曾预料的时候就已摆好了局。
There are many life destiny, unanticipated at the time the board had already set up.
我颠倒了整个世界，只为摆正你的倒影。
I reversed the whole world, only to straighten out your reflection.
世界上唯一不变的，就是一切都在变。
The only constant in the world is that everything is changing..
有感情的人，遇到的问题总会特别多。因为感情会让一点小事，放大许多许多倍。只要有感情的牵扯，女人就会多想，男人就会多变。在爱情之下，没有人可以理智的去思考。所以，也不需要相互埋怨。有时候，爱情就像战争，没有输赢，只有伤心。
There are feelings of people, the problem is always particularly more. Because the feeling will make a little things, many times more than. As long as the emotional involvement, the woman will think, the man will be changeable. Under love, no one can think rationally. So, don't need to complain to each other. Sometimes, love is like a war, no win, only sad.
不要为了寂寞去恋爱，时间是个魔鬼，天长日久，如果你是个多情的人，即使不爱对方，到时候也会产生感情，到最后你怎幺办？
Not because of loneliness to love, time is the devil, after a considerable period of time, if you are a passionate people, if not love each other. When the time comes, will produce feelings, in the end you Ruffle to do?
寂寞的人总是会用心的记住他生命中出现过的每一个人，于是我总是意犹未尽地想起你，在每个星光陨落的晚上一遍一遍数我的寂寞。
People will always be lonely heart to remember that appear in his life of each person, so I always boundless to think of you, in the fall of each star night again and again the number of my loneliness.
当你不能够再拥有的时候，你唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。
When you can't have it again, the only thing you can do is make yourself don't forget.
史上最神秘的部门：有关部门。
The most mysterious department in history: the relevant departments.
坚硬旳城市没有柔软旳爱情，生活不昰林黛玉，不昰因为忧伤就可以风情万种。
The city has no hard soft love, life is not Lin Daiyu, not because of sadness can be amorous.
天塌下来，有个高的人帮你扛着，可是你能保证，天塌下来的时候，个儿高的人没在弯腰吗？之后，还不是得靠自己！
The sky is falling, a tall person is helping you carry, but can you guarantee, the sky falls down, the tall person is not bending over? After that, it was not up to himself.!
出问题先从自己身上找原因，别一便秘就怪地球没引力。
The first problem from the body to find the reason, do not have a constipation blame the earth no gravity.
我希望我用我自己的脚步去走我自己的人生。不管这条道路是泥泞还是平地，这是我自己的选择。
I hope I use my own pace to go my own life. Whether the road is muddy or flat, this is my choice..
不懂得珍惜拥有，丢失了那最珍贵的熟悉生活，强装笑颜，行走于虚伪的人群中间。
Do not know how to cherish, lost the most precious life with smile, walking in the middle, hypocritical people.
爱情不是轰轰烈烈的誓言，而是平平淡淡的陪伴。
Love is not a vigorous oath, but a light to accompany.
老子不打你，你就不知道我文武双全。
Don't you call me, you don't know me but.
兄弟为手足，女人为衣服。谁动我手足，我扒谁衣服。
The brothers were brothers and the women were clothes.. Who moved my hand, I grilled who clothes.
用自己的能力证明自己，胜过用空话吹嘘自己。
Use your own ability to prove yourself more than to brag about yourself.
人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！
The difference between man and pig is that the pig is always pig, but man is sometimes not the person!
我已经相信有些人我永远不必等，所以我明白在灯火阑珊处为什么会哭。
I believe that some people I never have, so I understand why cry in the darkness.
善于与人沟通，适度采纳别人意见。
Good at communicating with others, adopt others reasonably.
习惯难受，习惯思念，习惯等你，可是却一直没有习惯看不到你。
The habit is uncomfortable, the habit is missing, the custom waiting for you, but has not been used to see you.
有一次我上街，一群女孩把我拦住，她们说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，还说我虚伪。
Once I Shangjie, a group of girls stopped me, they say I am handsome, I do not recognize, they hit me, I also said that I am hypocritical.
当你决定等待，那就等待吧。只要这是能让你高兴的事情。但你必须要知道，美好的结局，永远都是少数人的，而你能得到的，是伤心之后的更伤心。若明知这样，还要再等待，那就等吧。虽然爱情并不会有奇迹，但也许有一天，会有更好的人解救你呢。爱上你，是一场拯救。
When you decide to wait, then wait.. As long as this can make you happy. But you must know that the end of the beautiful, always a minority, and you can get, is more sad after sad. If you know, wait, then wait.. Although love does not have a miracle, but perhaps one day, there will be better people save you. Love you, is a save.
这世界上最难掌握的，就是人心。你以为了解一个人，实际上，只是看懂了他的皮相。有时候，以为别人懂你，其实只不过是一直在误解你。当你觉得自己拥有了一个人的心，而事实上，它随时随地都会改变。大概没有什么可以阻止一颗心的变化。天容易黑，心容易变，这就是道理。
The hardest in the world is the heart.. You think about a person, in fact, just understand his love. Sometimes, I think others understand you, in fact, is just a misunderstanding you. When you feel you have a person's heart, and in fact, it will change anywhere. Probably nothing can stop the change of a heart. It's easy to get dark, the heart is easy to change, and that's the reason.
爱情总是多疑的，于是我们都在反复验证。
Love is always suspicious, so we are in the repeated verification.
时间可以见证爱情，但是不是所有的爱情都经得住考验。
Time to witness the love, but not all love can withstand test.
我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧！
I think you are really not a qualified friend, you have to do is to change my wife!
冲杯三鹿给党喝。
Drink a cup of Sanlu to the party.
若是有缘，时间空间都不是距离；若是无缘，终日相聚也无法会意。
If the affinity, not the distance of time and space; if missed, all together is not knowing.
独自斜坐在咖啡屋的一角，灯光昏黄发案，没有咖啡和点心，只有一杯水。
Sit alone in a corner of the room Coffee, lights dim incidence, no Coffee and snacks, only a cup of water.
请把阳光穿在心上，让泉水泻在心底。
Please wear the sun in the heart, let the spring diarrhea in the bottom of my heart.
学霸与学渣的区别：学霸:“我去考试了！”学渣:“我去！考试了！”学霸:“我考完了！”学渣:“我靠！完了！
Learn tyrants and learn the difference between the slag: School tyrants: I went to the exam!" Learn the dregs: "I go! Examination!" Learn tyrants: I finished the exam!" Learn slag: "I rely on! Over!
爱情,原来是含笑饮毒酒。
Love, the original is smiling drink wine.
痴情的人永远都抱着这样的想法：连我自己都被自己感动，她有什么理由不被我打动呢？但坚持不懈的追求只能证明你是一个坚持不懈的人，仅此而已。
I always hold this idea: even I was touched by their own, she has what reason not to be moved by me? But the pursuit of perseverance can only prove that you are a persistent person, only this.
一生的灵魂伴侣，就是那个你在他面前能够做最真实自己的人。
The soul mate of a lifetime, is the person that you can make the most true oneself in front of him.
